Why has James been retiring for a long time?

【Funny Chapter】

Old Zhan felt bitter! The second son Bryce is still jumping around in the high school stadium. How dare you retire as a father? Fans joked that this is "Yaoying Plan 2.0" - after the eldest son, Aoing the second brother, the NBA version of "Where Are We Going, Dad" is directly filmed in a sequel! Netizens commented: "It is recommended that the father and son form a team, Browne point guard, James' center, and the second brother swings a towel on the bench, and the traffic is directly full!"

[Strength Chapter]

Zhan's Excel form has not been filled yet: The 411 project has been completed? The GOAT mountain has not yet been put into a flag! Jordan's 6 championships are like six mountains, and 5MVP + 6FMVP is beyond the reach.

Old James holds the "Mid-Season Mosquito Leg Trophy" and scratches his head: "Can this thing be exchanged for points? "Stubborn declaration: "Is the iron to 50 years old, and the data strips to storm the server, allowing future generations to chase after baldness! "

[Reality]

The most heart-wrenching thing is here! Once James withdrew, Brownie will be able to receive the "Fastest Unemployment Award in the League" the next day. Imaginary scene: After Brownie was laid off, she squatted at home and ate her parents, shrank into a bed and cried into a PPT. James posted a group resume overnight: "The Lakers signed my son, and there was a 40-year-old man with a free gift! "Netizens' divine blow: "It is recommended that James open a father-son employment guarantee company, retire? It doesn't exist!"