Sequel: Uncle Ma summons Rockets, Wakelin and Jones to drink, and exchanges his experience of losing to Zhao Xintong
Before the main text begins, first explain: this article is purely a fictional joke. Lao Gao was happy and excited because of Zhao Xintong's World Championships. He specially added some entertainment topics to Zhao Xintong's victory, and did not mean to belittle or hurt any of the players mentioned in the article. If a story happens in reality, it is purely a coincidence. Uncle Ma The book was last. It was said that on the night of the final of the World Championships, Uncle Ma had a small gathering with O'Sullivan, Higgins and Trump. He drank so dizzy that he returned home. He slept beautifully, and his fatigue for more than ten days was wiped out. After a night of rest, Uncle Ma went out to get a haircut and cleanse his face, looking a little energetic, but he still felt a little angry. So, on the evening of May 6, local time in the UK, Uncle Ma convened O'Sullivan, Wakelin and Jack Jones who lost to Zhao Xintong in this World Championships, and came to the "Let's Drink" tavern last night to vent his depression of losing. As soon as the four of them sat down, Xiaocai had already followed. Uncle Ma opened the whiskey, cleared his throat, and started the opening remark: I said to all three of you, let’s pour a few cups tonight, why did you arrange this small banquet? It’s because all four of us lost to Zhao Xintong this World Championships. I believe everyone is very depressed. They have a lot to say and can speak freely in a while. It is both venting and communicating. Is it okay? "Okay, okay, okay," the Rockets agreed with Lao Ma's opening remarks in unison. Uncle Ma sipped a sip of tea and continued: Good wine is left to the losers. Last night, Lao Huo, Junior Wu, and I drank mid-range whiskey. Today, the four of us drank high-end whiskey, and I took out all the wine in the box. Come on, let’s cheer together! The four of them raised their glasses and dried up. Uncle Ma finished his opening remarks and it was time for the Rockets to speak in terms of qualifications. Teacher Huo first poured cold water on the three of them: Brother Ma, Jones, and Xiao Wei, I lost to Zhao Xintong this World Championships, I will tell you that there is no regret. I know this guy very well. He has a very talented person and his strength is excellent. Didn’t I lose 8-0 when I compete with him? I can’t even play around, can you three still have troubles? Looking at the footage of our game, we were all stunned in our seats. I won’t talk about unpleasant things, come on, let’s raise our second glass to drink Laoma’s good bar! O'Sullivan Put down the wine glass, and the youngest Wakelin wiped his lips and started talking: I said three seniors, I was a little confused. I pulled out the big radish in the first round of this World Championship, and then silenced the small cannon in the second round. I felt in good condition. But when I met Zhao Xintong in the third round, I was completely in a state of disgrace. The young man thrust hard, making my head buzz. Until now, I don’t understand why I lost so badly. Alas, the more I think about it, the more angry I get. I don’t say it anymore, I’ll drink! The four of them raised their glasses together again. After three glasses of wine, Jones, who was so drunk, spoke: Clint, you still have resentment! I lost no worse than you, so I won 4 games, and you also won 5 games from Zhao Xintong. Your brain was buzzing, and I was knocked out at that time. If your strength is not as good as others, you have to accept it, but you can't accept it. Look at the finals of Ma Ge’s match against Zhao Xintong, Lao Ma did nothing wrong, but he didn’t play when he showed up, and he would miss the ball in seconds. The more I talked, the more I felt uncomfortable. Uncle Ma stopped the loss in time: suspend the discussion of the competition and drink. Xiao Wei, you are the youngest and have a lot of alcohol. You can walk around with the pot first. Wakelin nodded and obeyed, drank three respects and two and touched one again. After a lap, Wakelin got into his stomach with 9 glasses of wine, his head began to sweat, his face became more rosy, and he was even more redder than when he was playing against Zhao Xintong. Wicklin Wicklin finished toasting, Uncle Ma started talking again: You have to learn to summarize the loss. Lao Huo and I are both older, so why have we been in a few years? Jones and Xiao Wei are still a long time, so you have to consider why you were stunned by Zhao Xintong. Now, according to Zhao Xintong's status, he will be the best in the next few years. If you two don’t summarize carefully, you will have to lose when you see Zhao Xintong next time. Let's do this, Jones, you can walk around with a pot. Okay, there is a car in front and a trajectory behind, so I will follow Clin's standards, drink three respects, two touch one. After Jones finished the routine, he picked up the wine pot and toasted one by one. After two laps, the Rockets, who had average alcohol tolerance, were already a little drunk, but their minds were still clear. After the four of them had a few bites of the dishes, the Rockets spoke: Brother Ma prepared a little wine and called us to come and have a small gathering. I was very excited. Zhao Xintong is my student, and I am even more excited to win the championship. Today I also borrowed flowers to offer Buddha, and I would like toast you with Brother Ma’s good wine. "Zhongzhongzhong", the three of them agreed in unison. After pouring the wine, the Rockets still said: Zhao Xintong, a young man, not only has a good ball, but also has a high emotional intelligence. After my match with him, the young man encouraged the audience to applaud me. "Yes, yes," Jones and Wakelin said in unison: We have all seen it, and this is also the respect for the students to the teacher. Maybe it was stimulated by the Rockets' words, Uncle Ma was also excited: Zhao Xintong is indeed smart and knows what to do, I felt it during the game. After he got the match point 17-8, in order to let the audience watch the game more, wasn’t he also showing mercy to me! Otherwise, I might lose 8-18. In the 35th game, I only won 8 games, which is not as good as you, Jones, 4-10, Xiao Wei, you are 5-13. Where can I put my old face? Alas, don’t say that the young man has a high emotional intelligence. He let go of the fourth stage of the final. My old horse won four games in a row. It looks good in terms of face! Jones said all the way in the game with Zhao Xintong, and Lao Ma turned to the topic of drinking: There is no banquet that will last. I will finally summarize it. The future is long and we have the opportunity to get together again. After saying that, Uncle Ma drank two first and poured two for each of the three of them. The four of them clinked another glass together and the banquet ended here.
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